Simplicity the Clown entertains & lectures
all over the U.S.
2018 Entertainment Rate:
$175 for the first hour
$100 for each additional hour
In Clown or Not, Same Rate
Special rates are available for
multiple bookings and charitable 501c events.
Balloon archways and clusters are available also - call for estimate.

HAVE FUN WITH
Simplicity the Clown
or
Mary Anne The Magnificent
Maker Of Marvelous Memories 

 GLITTER TATTOOS

FABULOUS FACE PAINTING

BEAUTIFUL BALLOON TWISTING

GAMES & PRIZES

FUN & LAUGHTER

BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES

FUNNY THOUGHTS

If you are against logging
try using plastic toilet paper!
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria.  
They are the only culture
some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.
How do you tell when
you're out of invisible ink?
Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular,
why do we have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is
a younger person wondering what the heck happened

NEED FUNSUPPLIES?  VISIT....

Schedule of Events 

Check back frequently and refresh your browser
as dates and locations sometimes change
Pennsylvania ~~ New York ~~ New Jersey ~~ Delaware
(parts of connecticut and maryland too!)

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Saturday  December 1, 2018 ~~  9:30-12:30
Face Painting in Morrestown, NJ

Saturday December 8, 2018 ~~ 6:00-7:30
Balloon Twisting at ICMC, Lawrence, NJ

Sunday December 9, 2018 ~~ 11:15-12:30
Face painting in Phila, PA

Saturday  December 15 2018 ~~ 10:00-11:30
Face Painting in Downingtown, PA

Saturday December 15, 2018 ~~  4:30-6:30
Private Party Stamford, CT

Friday  December 21, 2018 ~~ 2:30-4:30
Pre-K Birthday Party in White Plains, NY

Monday December 31, 2018 ~~ 7:00-9:00
Private Party  Scarsdale, NY

2019

Saturday January 5, 2019 ~~ 11:00-2:00
Face Painting by Mary Anne the Magnificent
Burger King Grand Re-Opening
9220 Frankford Avenue, Philadelphia, PA

Sunday January 6, 2019 ~~ 12:00-2:00
Games & Prizes, Fun & Laughter
Private Party  Chester Springs, PA

Saturday January 12, 2018 ~~ 1:00-3:00
Games & Prizes, Fun & Laughter
Private Party  Flanders, NJ

January 9-12, 2019
Florida Superjam, Orlando FL
www.thefloridasuperjam.com

January 17-20, 2019
Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor at NCI
Simplicity will lecture
www.clowninstitute.org

January 25-28, 2019
Kapital Kidvention, Washington, DC
www.kapitalkidvention.com

January 27-31-2019
Float Convention, St Louis, MO
www.floatconvention.com

January 30-February 3, 2019
Twist & Shout Convention, Lombard, IL
ClownSupplies.Com will be a vendor
www.balloonconvention.com

March 3-7 2019
World Clown Convention
Albequerque, New Mexico
Clownsupplies.com will be a vendor
www.worldclown.com

March 17th
Everyone is Irish today!!!

April 12-13, 2019
CLOWN-A-RAMA, Plymouth Meeting, PA
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor!

April 21, 2019 ~~ Easter Sunday
Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop
 

May 6-9, 2019
COAI CONVENTION, Las Vegas NV
CLOWNSUPPLIES.COM is a vendor!
www.mycoai.com

May 12 -- Mothers Day
When I was in high school, my mother always told me....
Dont apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown!
See Mom, I listened  !  LOL!

May -- Memorial Day
A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom

June 16  -- Fathers Day
Be good to daddy day!

July 4th!
Celebrate Independence!

July - BLINGBLING JAM
Vegas!

September 4-7, 2019
SECA Convention, Tampa, FL
Clownsupplies.com is a vendor!


September 2019 - Circus Magic, VA

Columbus Day - The Earth is Round!

October   -- Halloween
Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear....

Dont Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back 
and Change Your Batteries Too

November 7-10, 2019
MidAtlantic Clown Association Convention
Harrisburg, PA
ClownSupplies is a Vendor!
Simplicity will lecture!

November - FAVE Convention , NV

November  -- Veterans Day
Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom!

November -  Thanksgiving!
Turkey, Stuffing and  Pie... oh my!

December 24 - Christmas Eve!

2020

January 2020
Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA
www.clowninstitute.com

January 2020
Kapital Kidvention, Washington, DC
www.kapitalkidvention.com

January 2020
Float Convention, St Louis, MO
www.floatconvention.com

January 2020
Twist & Shout Convention
www.balloonconvention.com

March 2020
World Clown Convention
www.worldclown.com

March 17th
Everyone is Irish today!!!

April, 2020
COAI Convention

April 12, 2020 ~~ Easter Sunday
Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop

May -- Mothers Day
When I was in high school, my mother always told me....
Dont apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown!
See Mom, I listened  !  LOL!

May -- Memorial Day
A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom

June -- Fathers Day
Be good to daddy day!

July 4th!
Celebrate Independence!

July - 2020
Bling Bling Jam Vegas
www.blingblingjam.com

September -2020
SECA Convention, FL

September -2020
Circus Magic Convention, VA

Columbus Day - The Earth is Round!

October   -- Halloween
Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear....

Dont Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back 
and Change Your Batteries Too

November  -- Veterans Day
Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom!

November - 2020
MACA Convention, PA
FAVE Convention, NV

November -  Thanksgiving!
Turkey, Stuffing and  Pie... oh my!

December 24 - Christmas Eve!



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