Simplicity the Clown entertains & lectures
all over the U.S.
2017 Entertainment Rate:
$150 per hour,  in-clown
$125 per hour, no costume
Special rates are available for
multiple bookings and charitable 501c events.
Balloon archways and clusters are available also - call for estimate.

HAVE FUN WITH
Simplicity the Clown
or
Mary Anne The Magnificent
Maker Of Marvelous Memories 

Restaurants and Fairs
Thinking about weekly
2 or 4 hour entertainment?
Call to discuss package deals

 GLITTER TATTOOS

FABULOUS FACE PAINTING

BEAUTIFUL BALLOON TWISTING

GAMES & PRIZES

FUN & LAUGHTER

FUNNY THOUGHTS

If you are against logging
try using plastic toilet paper!
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria.  
They are the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular,
why do we have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is
a younger person wondering what the heck happened

NEED FUNSUPPLIES?  VISIT....

2017 -2018
Schedule of Events 

Check back frequently and refresh your browser
as dates and locations sometimes change

Pennsylvania ~~ New York ~~ New Jersey

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OCTOBER  14th FERRY FESTA!
Dobbs Ferry, NY
Fun for the whole family!
Mary Anne the Magnificent Maker of Marvelous Memories will be back with her fabulous balloon creations

Columbus Day - The Earth is Round!

October   -- Halloween
Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear....

Dont Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back 
and Change Your Batteries Too
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November 3-5, 2017
Kentucky Clown Derby Convention
Anderson, Indiana
Clownsupplies.Com is a vendor

November 11  -- Veterans Day
Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom!

November 26th-  Thanksgiving!
Turkey, Stuffing and  Pie... oh my!

2018

January 10-13, 2018
The Florida Superjam, Orlando
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor

January 19-21, 2018
Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor at NCI
Simplicity will lecture
February 16th-18th, 2018
Kapital Kidvention, Washington, DC
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor

March 2018

March 17th
Everyone is Irish today!!!

April, 2018
COAI Convention, Richmond, VA

May -- Mothers Day
When I was in high school, my mother always told me....
Dont apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown!
See Mom, I listened  !  LOL!

May -- Memorial Day
A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom

June -- Fathers Day
Be good to daddy day!

July 4th!
Celebrate Independence!

July - BLINGBLING JAM
Vegas!

Saturday August 11, 2018 ~~ 10:00-2:00
Beautiful Balloons by Simplicity The Clown
Epsom Old Home Day

Columbus Day - The Earth is Round!

October   -- Halloween
Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear....

Dont Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back 
and Change Your Batteries Too

November  -- Veterans Day
Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom!

November, 2018
Circus Magic, VA
ClownSupplies.Com will be a vendor

November -  Thanksgiving!
Turkey, Stuffing and  Pie... oh my!

December 24 - Christmas Eve

2019

January 2019
Northeast Clown Institute, Plymouth, MA
ClownSupplies.Com is a vendor at NCI
Simplicity will lecture 

February 2019
Kapital Kidvention, Washington, DC

March 2019
World Clown Convention 

March 17th
Everyone is Irish today!!!

April, 2019
COAI Convention

May -- Mothers Day
When I was in high school, my mother always told me....
Dont apply too much makeup or you will look like a clown!
See Mom, I listened  !  LOL!

May -- Memorial Day
A day to remember those who lost their lives protecting our freedom

June -- Fathers Day
Be good to daddy day!

July 4th!
Celebrate Independence!

July - BLINGBLING JAM
Vegas!

Columbus Day - The Earth is Round!

October   -- Halloween
Hmmmm... What to wear, what to wear....

Dont Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back 
and Change Your Batteries Too

November  -- Veterans Day
Thank You For Protecting Our Freedom!

November -  Thanksgiving!
Turkey, Stuffing and  Pie... oh my!

December 24 - Christmas Eve!





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